Does anyone have my rant on Canada? Wrote it a couple years ago. Went off on the hosers' insecure identity. Something to the effect: "How deep in crisis is your identity, Jean-Pierre?"
About Me
- philbony
- You believed in their stories of fame, fortune, and glory. Now you're lost in a haze of alcohol soft middle age. The pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high. And you hide, hide, hide...behind brown and mild eyes.
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Sorry, but the specially encryped USB drive that I use to save all of your rants was stolen from my safe recently in a brazen heist. A squad of commandos who said that they were from Winnipeg (but from their accents they appeared to be from Flin Flon) broke into our house, tied up me & Deb (not believing her protests that she was One of Them--they insisted that she was Mexican), and then fried up some Canadian bacon with ketchup, smoked a pack of cigarettes, and drank a case of Labatt's while forcing us to listen to Rush and Anne Murray CDs on shuffle to disorient us. As they made their getaway on the city bus, they warned us that if we went to the authorities, they would come back and really give us something to worry aboot.
Take off, it's the beauty way to go-
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