All women know not to flush tampons yet almost all still do. Why? I suspect it has something to do with not having to clean up the mess as their husbands will do it. I spent last weekend cutting out the pipes below our disposal. Same concept, only it was a potato instead of a tampon. No potatoes down the disposal. Course we knew that too. Ah suburban bliss.
I found out last year that one cannot shove an entire head of lettuce down the disposal...who knew? I had only myself to blame, and I managed to get things flowing after some creative plumbing work.
You believed in their stories of fame, fortune, and glory. Now you're lost in a haze of alcohol soft middle age. The pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high. And you hide, hide, hide...behind brown and mild eyes.
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All women know not to flush tampons yet almost all still do. Why? I suspect it has something to do with not having to clean up the mess as their husbands will do it. I spent last weekend cutting out the pipes below our disposal. Same concept, only it was a potato instead of a tampon. No potatoes down the disposal. Course we knew that too. Ah suburban bliss.
I found out last year that one cannot shove an entire head of lettuce down the disposal...who knew? I had only myself to blame, and I managed to get things flowing after some creative plumbing work.
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