Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Cold Comfort


Proof positive (picture below) that global warming is inducing global climate change.  That's the sinister nature of global warming:   how it perversely makes things colder before getting hot.

In fact, I guarantee that precisely 6 months from today we'll be talking about how hot it is!


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WFUK-5:  Cleveland's Official Weather Station



9 comments:

Dr. B said...

On average, the temperature of the entire universe is about 2.7 degrees Kelvin (just above absolute zero), with a variation of +/- .27 degrees K. (Steven Hawking, A Brief History of Time). So, what I'm saying is, Earth's climate change doesn't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Chopes said...

I bet if we all started driving electric cars the whole global warming thing will take care of itself! It doesn't take any fossil fuels to make electricity, I mean other than oil or coal or maybe natural gas. We can even burn garbage to make electricity as long as we can keep the toxic emissions to a minimum. But there is always Hydro Power that doesn't have any effect on the environment. I mean other than ruining eco-systems by stopping natural water flow and flooding entire swaths of land and disrupting fish migration. A forget it I'm buying an SUV at least then we can save Detroit from slipping into the river.

Dr. B said...

Fuck Detroit...let it drown.

Mucous said...

Screw you all. We are all gonna drown in the deluge of melting ice shelfs. Get your hip waders out and grow some webbing between your toes cuz we're going back to the sea baby.

philbony said...

Mucous is right!

In fact, this glacier in Argentina is growing at a rate of 10 FEET per day. You know what it's doing, doncha? It's getting bigger so that when it finally let's go, the seas will rise even HIGHER!

Glaciers are vengeful like that. Friggin' glaciers..

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/climatewatch/article.html?Glacier_grows_in_heat&in_article_id=519974&in_page_id=59

Mucous said...

For every 1 glacier growing I'll show you 3 that are melting.

www.mucoussaysso.com

philbony said...

Mucous,

Okay. I named 1 glacier that's growing. Name your 3 that are shrinking.

Mucous said...

Karsa in Sweden, Carroll in Alaska, Qori Kalis in Peru. The list is longer than your line of BS my little friend.

philbony said...

Did you just say yours is bigger than mine?