Friday, March 27, 2009

A-E-I-O-U and sometimes W...


Enjoy the weekend, boyz.

Version I - Official Video


Version II - Extended Version (Song Only)

Friday, March 20, 2009

Playoffs

Hey Sabre Fan,

How you doin'? Time to think of the playoffs...

Monday, March 9, 2009

Catching Ambivalence


Hey Bills fan,

How you doin'?  Welcoming T.O. -- with his undeniable talent and natural athleticism -- to the herd?  Cursing the prospect of a divided locker room and media circus from football's top diva?  Yep, me too.

It's hard to figure Buffalo's 1-year, $6.5 million dollar deal for Terrell Owens.  The guy has top-notch speed, moves and hands.  His instinct for the ball is incredible.  T.O.'s addition takes huge pressure off Lee Evans and puts a serious gun in Trent Edwards' holster.  I realize Owens is 35 and well past prime.  Nonetheless, he's good.

He better be.  Because T.O. also comes with a lot of baggage. Controversy surrounds the man.  Owens has demonstrated a habit of calling out his quarterback -- questioning the ability, motives, and even sexual orientation of his "main men".  His behavior has been described as disruptive to his teams;  from players to coaches, from water boy to owner, everyone else in between, and even bystanders around.

That's why I end up liking this deal.  If any team in the league needs disruption from top to bottom, it is the Buffalo Bills.  What's the worst that could happen?

They miss the playoffs?  Big deal.  Buffalo hasn't made it out of the regular season since the last century.  Ultimately Terrell Owens wants T.O. to win.  And if he brings the Buffalo Bills along for the ride, I'm okay with that.

Maybe T.O. alienates his fellow players, gets them good and P.O.'d. Again, fine by me.  A little passion in Orchard Park (or, for God's sake!, the other T.O. -- Toronto, Ontario) would be a nice change of pace.

He might start by demanding James Hardy give up #81.  Then he could start racking up 100-yard games before calling out Evans and Edwards as lovers conspiring to keep the ball away from T.O.

By the time that gets to a head, the 1-year contract is up.  I hope.

Your truly,
Buffalo Phil(bony)


P.S.  Send Vicodin.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Keeping it Real


Observation of the day:  It's good to put down the newspaper, turn off the TV, and just watch the sun shine on a not-so-chilly winter morning.  Anyone with a view of the ocean ought to thank whatever god they acknowledge for the pleasure.  There is beauty still in this messed up world.

If you got a kid or two, watch 'em play.  Join in the fun for a while. In business, recognize the guy across the negotiating table is in the same soup as you.  The boss and the warehouse trolls* too.  With friends, just keep it real.

While the glass may indeed be nowhere near 1/2-full, it's not yet empty either.

* I love trolls.  They keep it way more real than gnomes, always on their flights of fancy & worried about whether their red hats are pointy enough...

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Chopes, I'm watching you!

...I see what you're doing.  Stop touching that.

Business Votes "No"


Required reading from the Wall Street Journal - Tue - Mar 3rd


The Obama Economy

As the Dow keeps dropping, the President is running out of people to blame.

As 2009 opened, three weeks before Barack Obama took office, the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at 9034 on January 2, its highest level since the autumn panic. Yesterday the Dow fell another 4.24% to 6763, for an overall decline of 25% in two months and to its lowest level since 1997. The dismaying message here is that President Obama's policies have become part of the economy's problem.

Americans have welcomed the Obama era in the same spirit of hope the President campaigned on. But after five weeks in office, it's become clear that Mr. Obama's policies are slowing, if not stopping, what would otherwise be the normal process of economic recovery. From punishing business to squandering scarce national public resources, Team Obama is creating more uncertainty and less confidence -- and thus a longer period of recession or subpar growth.

[Review & Outlook]

The Democrats who now run Washington don't want to hear this, because they benefit from blaming all bad economic news on President Bush. And Mr. Obama has inherited an unusual recession deepened by credit problems, both of which will take time to climb out of. But it's also true that the economy has fallen far enough, and long enough, that much of the excess that led to recession is being worked off. Already 15 months old, the current recession will soon match the average length -- and average job loss -- of the last three postwar downturns. What goes down will come up -- unless destructive policies interfere with the sources of potential recovery.

And those sources have been forming for some time. The price of oil and other commodities have fallen by two-thirds since their 2008 summer peak, which has the effect of a major tax cut. The world is awash in liquidity, thanks to monetary ease by the Federal Reserve and other central banks. Monetary policy operates with a lag, but last year's easing will eventually stir economic activity.

Housing prices have fallen 27% from their Case-Shiller peak, or some two-thirds of the way back to their historical trend. While still high, credit spreads are far from their peaks during the panic, and corporate borrowers are again able to tap the credit markets. As equities were signaling with their late 2008 rally and January top, growth should under normal circumstances begin to appear in the second half of this year.

So what has happened in the last two months? The economy has received no great new outside shock. Exchange rates and other prices have been stable, and there are no security crises of note. The reality of a sharp recession has been known and built into stock prices since last year's fourth quarter.

What is new is the unveiling of Mr. Obama's agenda and his approach to governance. Every new President has a finite stock of capital -- financial and political -- to deploy, and amid recession Mr. Obama has more than most. But one negative revelation has been the way he has chosen to spend his scarce resources on income transfers rather than growth promotion. Most of his "stimulus" spending was devoted to social programs, rather than public works, and nearly all of the tax cuts were devoted to income maintenance rather than to improving incentives to work or invest.

His Treasury has been making a similar mistake with its financial bailout plans. The banking system needs to work through its losses, and one necessary use of public capital is to assist in burning down those bad assets as fast as possible. Yet most of Team Obama's ministrations so far have gone toward triage and life support, rather than repair and recovery.

AIG yesterday received its fourth "rescue," including $70 billion in Troubled Asset Relief Program cash, without any clear business direction. (See here.) Citigroup's restructuring last week added not a dollar of new capital, and also no clear direction. Perhaps the imminent Treasury "stress tests" will clear the decks, but until they do the banks are all living in fear of becoming the next AIG. All of this squanders public money that could better go toward burning down bank debt.

The market has notably plunged since Mr. Obama introduced his budget last week, and that should be no surprise. The document was a declaration of hostility toward capitalists across the economy. Health-care stocks have dived on fears of new government mandates and price controls. Private lenders to students have been told they're no longer wanted. Anyone who uses carbon energy has been warned to expect a huge tax increase from cap and trade. And every risk-taker and investor now knows that another tax increase will slam the economy in 2011, unless Mr. Obama lets Speaker Nancy Pelosi impose one even earlier.

Meanwhile, Congress demands more bank lending even as it assails lenders and threatens to let judges rewrite mortgage contracts. The powers in Congress -- unrebuked by Mr. Obama -- are ridiculing and punishing the very capitalists who are essential to a sustainable recovery. The result has been a capital strike, and the return of the fear from last year that we could face a far deeper downturn. This is no way to nurture a wounded economy back to health.

Listening to Mr. Obama and his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, on the weekend, we couldn't help but wonder if they appreciate any of this. They seem preoccupied with going to the barricades against Republicans who wield little power, or picking a fight with Rush Limbaugh, as if this is the kind of economic leadership Americans want.

Perhaps they're reading the polls and figure they have two or three years before voters stop blaming Republicans and Mr. Bush for the economy. Even if that's right in the long run, in the meantime their assault on business and investors is delaying a recovery and ensuring that the expansion will be weaker than it should be when it finally does arrive.



Take me 'cross the River


Look, I know the news has been pretty dismal lately.  And far be it from me to suggest the worst is yet to come.  But the prophet has spoken:

     Whatcha doin' tonight?
     Well have you heard that the world's gone crazy?
     Young Americans, listen when I say

     There's people putting us down
     I know they're sayin' that we've gone lazy
     To tell you the truth, we've all seen better days

     Don't need no fast buck, lame duck
     profits for fun
     Quick trick plans
     take the money and run

     We need long-term, slow burn
     gettin' it done
     And some straight talkin', hard workin'
     son of a guns

     Come on and take pride, be wise
     spotting the fools
     Big shots, crack pots
     bending the rules

     A fair shot here
     for me and for you
     Knowing that
     we can't lose

When Dennis DeYoung is your prophet of good fortune, you know you're doomed.  Or as the Grateful Dead might say:

     I might be going to Hell in a bucket
     But at least I'm rockin' the Paradise

Tonight.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Pretty Vacant


Wow.  It's getting ugly out there.  As I write, the Dow is down more than 200 points - about 3%.  Ominously, it's crossed the 7,000-point floor of resistance.  But bad as it may seem here in the US, dark clouds are gathering over the rest of the world.

European (dis)Union
Look out Klaus and Francios!  The Euro is in danger.  Not a severe plummet from its lofty heights.  Nope, far worse:  outright dissolution.

It seems those greedy Germans aren't terribly interested in sacrificing their hard-earned, well-deserved creditworthiness to prop up the starving PIGS (my favorite new acronym that I've been using everywhere - Portugal, Italy, Greece & Spain).

Warum soll ich?  Gute frage, Klaus.  Why indeed should you burn credibility -- and credit -- on profligate states that failed to deflate their ridiculously high local labor costs while simultaneously inflating public debt to infinity and beyond?  During economic good times, the PIGS went to the trough of easy money extravagantly (ex. Italy >110% debt-to-GDP).

If Germany fails to cover others' debt, it may as well retreat to the safety of the (still sovereign) D-Mark.  Conversely, the PIGS may well simply declare default and force the issue.  Both scenarios effectively pull the plug on the Euro.

Without German endorsement, the Euro has no currency.  Without Club Med's obligation to its debt, their inflation rates rocket and force withdrawal -- or expulsion -- from the common currency.  Either way, the Euro would be no more.

It should be remembered that European Monetary Union was not decided with the peoples' consent.  EMU was rammed through by unelected technocrats and rubber-stamped by coerced parliaments.

German citizens have always cast a suspicious (racist?) eye toward the debtor PIGS.  The rest of Europe has always harbored resentment toward Germany's perceived effort to finish Hitler's mission to "unify" the Continent.

While the economic coalition frays, there remains no political, legal, or societal convention to bind the individual nations together.  Most distressing is the glut of feckless self protection when bold, unifying leadership is so truly needed.  Then again, Hitler was pretty bold.

And unifying.


China's Paper Dragon
Built on mercantile exports, heavy (foreign) corporate investment and an acquiescent citizenry, China's economy grew exponentially during the fat years.  Cheap goods went abroad in droves -- to places like the US -- fueling employment and rising living standards for a populace historically conditioned to subsistence and occasional starvation.

Companies around the world flocked to the land of plenty for cheap production and an exploding middle class's disposable income.

Developers built offices in all the major cities.  Once in short supply, the easy credit and promise of ever-expanding demand provided unimaginable incentive to build.  Anyone.  Anywhere.  The construction crane became the national bird.

According to the LA Times, there is more new (less than 5 years old) office space in Beijing than in all of Manhattan.  It would take 14 years to fill all that space -- even at peak occupancy rates from the bubble years (2004 to 2006), while implausibly freezing new construction.  Most of this development was financed by Chinese banks, apparently intent on avoiding tough medicine:  The necessary loan write-downs that would resolve the glut but wreak havoc on their books and the overall economy.  Sound familiar at all?

Meanwhile, the industrial sector has lost the floor under its feet. Without the US to buy (on easy credit) its output, many factories are closing.  Most are operating well below capacity.

Millions of workers -- who have sacrificed much to move from farms & family to urban industrial hubs -- find themselves out of a job, without severance and absolutely no social safety net (unemployment pay, COBRA, food stamps, job retraining, etc).  With the help of China's eugenic one-child policy, most are under 30 -- and male.

Youth, anger, testosterone, and idle time are a dangerous combination.  Social order is bound to be tested.  And the Communist regime hasn't exactly distinguished its humanitarian credentials even when protests are peaceful.  Two words:  Tiananmen Square.  Many of today's Party chiefs earned their first big promotions by tidying up that little mess.

Recently publicized Chinese economic stimulus is illusory and does nothing to solve the long-term problem of Chinese over-supply and under-consumption.  The sober savers are in worse shape than the drunken borrowers.

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.


Regional Chaos
(Japan & Taiwan, Poland & Eastern Europe, Middle East, Russia, Mexico & South America)


Battered Port in Storm
For all its problems the US remains the safest of all harbors.  The dollar -- despite being fiat, meaning otherwise worthless -- is still reserve currency to the world.  All nations have a major incentive to support it.  Otherwise their massive dollar reserves -- collected via those massive US trade deficits -- become worthless.

Worries are starting to pop up in the media that the US will return to the protectionist Smoot Hawley policies that plunged the world into depression back in the 1930's.  Smoot-freaking-Hawley.  Really?

By all accounts, back in the 1930's the US was the world's largest exporter when it wrongly pursued protectionism by enacting heavy import tariffs (similar in net effect to Imperial Preference, the British Empire's self-sufficiency policy).  Today, the situation is completely reversed:  the US is the world's largest importer.

China is now in the US's analogous 1930's position.  If anyone is going to "go all Smoot-Hawley on the world," it is China.  But they ultimately won't.  China has far more to lose in a trade war than the US.  They need someone to buy all the cheap crap they make.  Above all, the treasure upon which they sit is denominated in dollars. Devaluation would be harsh for America, catastrophic for China.

The US can go it alone if necessary; not a pretty scenario for sure. Does any other nation possess adequate "strategic depth" to weather this storm solo?

So Philbony asks:  Does any politician have the "strategic depth" to explain this situation to the various parties?  Or do anything about it?