Virtue
vir·tue [vur-choo] - noun
1. moral excellence; goodness; righteousness
2. conformity of one's life and conduct to moral and
ethical principles; uprightness; rectitude.
3. chastity; virginity: to lose one's virtue
Pippy lost hers when she moved from Sweden to the USA, shacked up with Dave Thomas (daughter, my ass!), changed her name to Wendy and opened a chain of hamburger stands.
Just look how she changed. Slut!
1977: Fresh-face immigrant - same look, new name & career
1995: Back on the Continent for holidays - enjoying Oktoberfest and countless sexual partners
2007: With her clones on yet another urban killing spree. [Remember: Pippy has unusual strength!]
2 comments:
I find it disappointing that Pippy Longstocking does not in fact where stockings....
More like leggings, like Olivia Newton John in her "Physical" video. Except not nearly as attractive.
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