The Pope is right,it's all Gods' fault. Wait, I mean our fault. Wait, I mean God is punishing us for being greedy by kicking us when we're down. Personally I don't think God gives a shit, I'm sure he has other things to worry about, for instance, why haven't I won the Lotto yet? God? Well - I'm waiting....
Yeah, I knew the religious angle would draw 'em out! You're playin'* a pretty dangerous lottery with your eternal soul, Mucous. Ha! Take that. God knows what he made...
* I'm droppin' the "g" at the end of my words in deference to the end-of-days. Just like Sarah Palin.
PS - So what the Pope was sayin' is "We don't need this money stuff 'cuz it's totally bogus." That means I don't need to repay my wife's credit card then. Right?
You believed in their stories of fame, fortune, and glory. Now you're lost in a haze of alcohol soft middle age. The pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high. And you hide, hide, hide...behind brown and mild eyes.
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The Pope is right,it's all Gods' fault. Wait, I mean our fault. Wait, I mean God is punishing us for being greedy by kicking us when we're down. Personally I don't think God gives a shit, I'm sure he has other things to worry about, for instance, why haven't I won the Lotto yet? God? Well - I'm waiting....
Yeah, I knew the religious angle would draw 'em out! You're playin'* a pretty dangerous lottery with your eternal soul, Mucous. Ha! Take that. God knows what he made...
* I'm droppin' the "g" at the end of my words in deference to the end-of-days. Just like Sarah Palin.
PS - So what the Pope was sayin' is "We don't need this money stuff 'cuz it's totally bogus." That means I don't need to repay my wife's credit card then. Right?
- Spicoli
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